Potter, the Boy Who Lived (A Hogwarts School Board meeting)
By Severus Snape
Potter, the Boy who lived
has a very flashy scar
but if you’d ever see him
you’d realize that he’s no star
All of the other teachers
think that he’s so sweet and great
But I really can assure you
the boy deserves all my hate
He struts around and thinks he’s cool
And wants to rule the school
[A board member] Sorry, but if I’m the judge
I think this man just holds a grudge
What? No, you can’t just sack me!
This isn’t how Hogwarts works
I have an enchanted contract
I do what I want you jerks.
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