Last XMESS
Draco Malfoy ft. Crabbe and Goyle as background singers
Last Christmas, I gave Harry my heart
But the very next day he gave it away
This year to save me from tears
MY FATHER will tell me I’m special.
Once charmed and twice ditched
I keep my distance
But you still catch my snitch
Tell me, Harry
Do you still despise me?
Well, I’ve bullied you for years
It doesn’t surprise me
(Drarry Christmas!) I wrapped it up and owled it
With a note saying, “I love you,” I vowed it
Now, I know what a ghoul I’ve been
But if you kissed me now
I know you’d fool me again
Last Christmas, I gave Harry my heart
But the very next day he gave it away
This year to save me from tears
MY FATHER will tell me I’m special.
A crowded Great Hall, enchanted hearts
I’m hiding from you, and your soul with Voldie’s parts
Merlin, I thought you were supposed to be the brave one
Me? I guess I was a phase you’ve moved on from.
A scar on a lover like a lightning bolt
A man with a dark mark due to his own fault
Now, I’ve found the Dark Lord you’ll never fool me again
Last Christmas, I gave Harry my heart
But the very next day he gave it away
This year to save me from tears
The Dark Lord will tell me I’m special. (2x)
A scar on a lover like a lightning bolt
A man with a dark mark due to his own fault
Maybe next year I’ll give it to the Dark Lord who will make me feel special, special..
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