I wish I could play Quidditch everyday
By Oliver Wood
[Oliver] Are you ready Team? ([All reluctantly] Yeah)
When the Quidditch season starts
we can feel it in our hearts
Let’s get in gear and practice everyday
Come on jump out of your bed
Quickly let’s run to the shed
And get our brooms
Hey, does your’s feel sticky too?
Who cares? I wish I could play Quidditch everyday
When the Beaters start swinging and the Bludgers search for prey
Oh I wish I could play Quidditch everyday
Let’s hear the roar for Quidditch
[Fred] Man, Oliver let me know
Why we’re training in the snow
My butt hurts and the frostbite will never go away
[Oliver] Shut up Fred and be a man
this is all part of my plan
we’ll fight real hard to Hufflepuffs dismay
Oh, I wish I could play Quidditch everyday
When the Chasers start racing and the Quafflel flies away
Oh I wish I could play Quidditch everyday
Let’s hear the roar for Quidditch
[Katie] Fuck I really hate this sleet
I can no longer feel my feet
Oliver you're insane and should be locked away
[Oliver] Sush Katie don’t be lame
this is an important game
it will pay off when we beat Ravenclaw today
Oh, I wish I could play Quidditch everyday
When the Seekers starts searching and the Snitch leads them astray
Oh I wish I could play Quidditch everyday
Let’s hear the roar for Quidditch
[Harry] I swear Oliver I’ll try
and even if I die
I catch the snitch, I’m sure I’ll find a way
[Oliver] Harry that’s the right approach
at least someone listens to their coach
Now let’s win the Cup and make Slytherin pay
Oh, I wish I could play Quidditch everyday
When the Keeper starts saving and the Quafflel finds its way
Oh I wish I could play Quidditch everyday
Let’s hear the roar for Quidditch
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