Fairytale of Godric’s Hollow
Gellert Grindelwald & Albus Dumbledore
[Grindelwald]
It was Christmas Eve Babe
In Godric's Hollow
My old aunt said to me, talk to the neighbour boy
And then you looked so coy
It was as if I knew
Couldn’t turn my face away
and fell in love with you
Feels like the strongest bond
We’ll find the elder wand
I’ve got a feelling
This world’s for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you Albus
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
[Dumbledore]
We’ve got minds strong as tides
and exuberant powers
And for the greater good, yes,
The world will be ours
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Revolution was waiting for me
[Dumbledore]
You were bright
[Grindelwald]
You were smart
Conquered my heart
[Both]
When the Weird Sisters finished playing
We howled out for more
Celestina was swinging
All the wixen were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night
The kids from the Hogwarts school band
Were singing quite okay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
[Albus]
You’re a killer
You are cruel
[Grindelwald]
Do you want a duel?
Standing there pathetic mister, blaming me for your sister
[Albus]
You scumbag, you murderer
how could you attack her?
Happy Christmas you arse
I vow Merlin, it’s your last
[Both]
The kids from the Hogwarts school band
Still singing quite okay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
[Grindelwald]
I could have been someone
[Dumbledore]
Well so could anyone
[Grindelwald]
You took my dreams from me
Locked me in Nurmengard
[Dumbledore]
I kept your wand with me
And seek no power now
I don’t longer allow
To build my dreams around you
[Both]
The boys from the Hogwarts school band
are still singing quite okay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
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